my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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