Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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