those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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