Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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