you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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