he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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