were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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