.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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