This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I stole a fireplace last night.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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