hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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