I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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