I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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