My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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