She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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