These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
