As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
farters have to be the big spoon...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Come on in and take your pants off
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