I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
