you guys were way drunker than both of me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We just shotgunned beers for America
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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