The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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