I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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