Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my being single is dangerous.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
