Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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