im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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