I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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