Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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