As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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