I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
