Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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