Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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