If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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