I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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