My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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