I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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