either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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