There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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