There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I see more hoeing in ur future
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