hotel room ftw
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
