Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
What a dumb baby whore.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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