Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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