there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
