I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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