jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Randomize
