I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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