I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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