Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
North Korea, Best Korea!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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