are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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