They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
too bad you live with your parents still
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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