is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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