Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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