It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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