So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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