I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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