Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Randomize
