butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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