I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Lo siento on account of my penis...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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