I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
we should paint friendship bongs
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