I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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