Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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