why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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